): <-- first use of an emoticon ever (i think).

[xp_pyro]

In need of a fire retardant outfit.

No more drinking on a weekday.

This is suit #3 that's been ruined since the start of summer.

Angelo, I have a patch of burned skin on my arm. ): This is fucked up. My powers are fucked up. I am officially the most fucked up pyrokinetic on the planet.

1) Cannot create fire.
2) Can be burned.

...

I'm taking the rest of the day off to contemplate suicide.

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Oh, for... what did you do? And since when do you get burned even if you try?

Guess I won't be in the office either today, folks. Someone has to stop him lighting things on fire when he gets like this.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

Do you need a skin graft?