John Allerdyce ([personal profile] xp_pyro) wrote2004-03-26 03:40 pm

Seems like there's nothing better to do...

So the mutant soap opera just keeps churning... Well, at least it's entertaining.

No, wait, it isn't.

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x_rogue
2004-03-26 20:46 (link) Select
You're right, it's not. ...sadly, neither are you. *sighs*


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 20:51 (link) Select
And you are?


x_rogue
2004-03-26 20:52 (link) Select
More amusing than you?


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x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 20:57 (link) Select
Well, you're in the thick of the soap opera as usual, so you certainly
aren't more amusing than me. More masochisitic, definitely.

Cuter than me? Well, if your taste runs that way...


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:00 (link) Select
In the thick of it? Hardly feels that way. Part of it's my job, the other
part is that I care about people. I know it's a four-letter word. Did you
need to look it up, or do you remember what it means from hearing about
other people doing it?


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:04 (link) Select
Wow, job satisfaction. Must make you all warm and happy.

Oh yeah, caring. I remember that. Vaguely. It seems like an awful waste of
energy...


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:07 (link) Select
Am definitely warm and happy at the moment. Some sort of satisfaction, for
sure.

No less a waste of energy than your attempts to be amusing, dear.


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:16 (link) Select
You're warm and happy? I must be slipping in my attempts to make life
miserable for you.

And I may not amuse you, but I'm sure as hell amusing myself. Since there
isn't anything else going on in this place beyond the usual adolescent
dramas. Although, nice to see we've added a junkie and a drama queen to
the roster. We've just about got the full set for a made-for-TV drama,
haven't we?


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:20 (link) Select
You're getting soft on me, Allerdyce. I'm positively blissful at the
moment.

It's good to see you've finally got the hang of playing with yourself to
your satisfaction. I know you do practice. I'm afraid I'll have to pass on
commentary regarding the quality of our "cast". At least in public.


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:26 (link) Select
I'll have to try harder, won't I? Isn't that what this place is about,
being the best little mutants we can be?

What can I say, I've always been a fan of DIY. When a job wants doing
properly, get the best person for the job. And I so do amuse myself.
Especially since no-one else does.




x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:29 (link) Select
It sure is. I just hope you're not already there. That'd be such a
disappointment.

I wonder why...


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:31 (link) Select
But I thought that was my mission in life, disappointing you? It certainly
gives me a reason to get out of bed most mornings.


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:34 (link) Select
I thought it was the uncomfortable feel of damp sheets.


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:35 (link) Select
You're getting me confused with Drake. Besides, how would you know how my
sheets felt like in the morning? In your dreams, baby.


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:37 (link) Select
No, those are called nightmares, John. The bad, scary ones are nightmares.


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:40 (link) Select
And the ones with the man and the cheese?


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x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:42 (link) Select
I'm sure that's a matter of taste, John. But, YKIO and all. Really.


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:43 (link) Select
So glad you approve. My life is complete.


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:47 (link) Select
Aww. My work here is done then. That was all you had to do to get rid of
me. Wasn't that easy?


x_pyromaniac
2004-03-26 21:48 (link) Select
Actually, it was kind of fun. Basketball?


x_rogue
2004-03-26 21:50 (link) Select
*eyes clock*

Hell. Why not? See you out there.


x_coldhands
2004-03-27 01:40 (link) Select
Grow up, John. It's not funny anymore.


x_cypher
2004-03-27 07:21 (link) Select
Missed you too, you snarky SOB. :)

And I can definitely say that _my_ part in the mutant soap opera is
entertaining. *grins*