Introductions

[xp_pyro]

I don't know/remember half of you people. Kindly introduce yourselves.

I'm John. Pyromaniac... pyrokinetic. I work at Elpis, and tend to spend at least a quarter of the year in Africa, India or Cambodia. Which would be why we've never met.

Honestly, I don't particularly care about why and how you came to the mansion, or why you're part of this lovely little network here. So just a name and what your abilities are would suffice. Let's skip the sob story for never.

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh Johnjohn. We did warn you that eating strange things in countries without proper water would give you the mad cow disease.

Since you have succumbed to having tiny holes in your spongy brain, I will remind you, I am Marie-Ange, and you are my very best friend in the entire world.

[x-pyromania.livejournal.com]

It's all coming back to me now.

Folks, back when pudgy wudgy Marie-Ange here was still in diapers -- yeah, we've been BFFs since forever and a day -- she'd eat her poo poo for breakfast. Cutest kid ever I'm telling you.

Ramsey's the luckiest man. Oh, wait. You're broken up. Or you back together?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Have you been spending time with my cousin again? Oh dear. I am afraid he is a carrier of diseases, primarily the ones where you start to have sponge brain.

Yes, Doug and I have broken up. I would tell you who I am dating now, but it is a secret.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

A secret? I love secrets! I'll have to figure this one out.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Broken up.