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it's a dirty little war.
Hey, Hey, Hey!
Guess who's back! (Well, not in the literal sense. I mean, duh. What are you, stupid or something?)
I'm really flattered that you haven't booted me out of the journal system. Really. Makes me feel all mushy inside.
Except of course, I then remember this. Of course, it's nothing major, Professors, so don't get too worried you can't see it. But it does remind me exactly how welcome I was, and continue to be, in the nice little non-nuclear family you've got going there.
I mean, hey, we all know I was a loose canon, right? You should be glad to see the back of me. (I'm sure you're real happy. No idiot John tagging along that you have to tolerate, right?) And just in case you're worried I'm a security risk (Christ knows I'd be if I were you) I'll put it out in the open: there's not much I can tell Magneto he doesn't already know.
I mean. You think he cares about the fucking teenage angst and the trauma and the suggestive comments or any of that bullshit? This guy wants to take over the world, he's not going to bother about the hormone level at Mutant High. And really, what else is there? You're picking up new mutants? Ooo, like even I couldn't guess that. Xavier is still preaching love and acceptance and pacifist bullshit to the converted? He knows that as well.
So really, you've got nothing to worry about.
To the few people who actually bothered to note I was gone: Thanks. (I told Magneto what you said, Emma, and he just laughed.) I guess Magneto and Mystique aren't my friends, but my friends haven't exactly been the greatest, y'know? At least I don't feel like some kind of third wheel anymore, or a burden, or the kid that gets blamed when something goes wrong. (And Siryn, my CD collection remains mine. That includes the Oasis CDs.)
With regards to my stuff, just pack it away. There are a few things I might want to retrieve once I'm more settled.
And no, I can't tell you where I am right now. Or what Magneto's told me, or what I've told Magneto, except: he makes a fuckload more sense than anything I ever heard from the Prof. But more on that next time.
Anyone who wants to email me can, or you IM me for that matter if I'm online. But I won't be holding my breath.
Guess who's back! (Well, not in the literal sense. I mean, duh. What are you, stupid or something?)
I'm really flattered that you haven't booted me out of the journal system. Really. Makes me feel all mushy inside.
Except of course, I then remember this. Of course, it's nothing major, Professors, so don't get too worried you can't see it. But it does remind me exactly how welcome I was, and continue to be, in the nice little non-nuclear family you've got going there.
I mean, hey, we all know I was a loose canon, right? You should be glad to see the back of me. (I'm sure you're real happy. No idiot John tagging along that you have to tolerate, right?) And just in case you're worried I'm a security risk (Christ knows I'd be if I were you) I'll put it out in the open: there's not much I can tell Magneto he doesn't already know.
I mean. You think he cares about the fucking teenage angst and the trauma and the suggestive comments or any of that bullshit? This guy wants to take over the world, he's not going to bother about the hormone level at Mutant High. And really, what else is there? You're picking up new mutants? Ooo, like even I couldn't guess that. Xavier is still preaching love and acceptance and pacifist bullshit to the converted? He knows that as well.
So really, you've got nothing to worry about.
To the few people who actually bothered to note I was gone: Thanks. (I told Magneto what you said, Emma, and he just laughed.) I guess Magneto and Mystique aren't my friends, but my friends haven't exactly been the greatest, y'know? At least I don't feel like some kind of third wheel anymore, or a burden, or the kid that gets blamed when something goes wrong. (And Siryn, my CD collection remains mine. That includes the Oasis CDs.)
With regards to my stuff, just pack it away. There are a few things I might want to retrieve once I'm more settled.
And no, I can't tell you where I am right now. Or what Magneto's told me, or what I've told Magneto, except: he makes a fuckload more sense than anything I ever heard from the Prof. But more on that next time.
Anyone who wants to email me can, or you IM me for that matter if I'm online. But I won't be holding my breath.
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x_siryn
2003-05-19 07:18 (link) Select
Erm, John? You can have that collection back. All those Mariah Carey CDs deeply disturbed me - I suspect they might have caused all those nightmares.
And I'm still saying I'd rather have you back here. Hardass.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 16:53 (link) Select
I DO NOT HAVE MARIAH CAREY CDS. Christ.
That's more Drake's style, really.
And well, as much as I appreciate my public, I don't really think a triumphant return is my style right about now.
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x_siryn
2003-05-20 06:35 (link) Select
It probably wouldn't be very triumphant, doesn't have to be, either. I'll leave me window open, though.
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x_celsis
2003-05-19 09:08 (link) Select
Oh, darling, was it his gutteral 'look at me, I'm evil' laugh, or the theatrically effete little laugh he does when no-one's looking?
Don't worry, nothing surprises me about Erik. We used to swap recipes for rum punch and mind-controlled gorillas back at the old supervillain clubhouse, you know. (I jest. If I recall correctly, they were chimpanzees.) Do send him my love. I'm sure he knows just how serious I am about what'll happen to him if he hurts you. He may not be afraid, but I'm fairly certain he isn't stupid either.
Your belongings are in storage. If there's anything in particular you need, let me know and I can arrange to have it sent to you. You have my word that it won't be marked or traced or used as bait, whatever others may want.
And John, do be careful with our secrets. If Magneto knew that we made coffee ice cream, just think what he might do with the information.
Have fun, darling. Try not to wipe out humanity.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 17:01 (link) Select
It was the little laugh. More like a chuckle, really.
It's kind of strange, really. Cause I expected him to be, well, evil. And kinda scary. And he's just a person. I can't really send him your love, Ms. Frost, cause technically he doesn't know I'm reading this. I mean, I think he does - but we both have this arrangement where we don't actually mention it or anything. So.
...I would like my Oasis CDs. I mean, Magneto has a collection of his own, but I'm really not the Rogers and Hammerstein kind of guy, y'know?
He might be jealous. All we ordered in was choc-chip.
Aww, Ms. Frost. You're ruining my fun.
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x_piotr
2003-05-19 14:26 (link) Select
To the few people who actually bothered to note I was gone: Thanks.
Everyone noticed you were gone John and no one is happy that you left.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 17:03 (link) Select
...Thanks, Piotr. Hey. I hope you're going well, you big goof. And make sure Feathers gets that stick out of his ass, okay?
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x_piotr
2003-05-19 17:42 (link) Select
I am okay.
And make sure Feathers gets that stick out of his ass, okay?
What??
He has a stick up his ass??
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 17:43 (link) Select
It's a colloquialism. Slang.
Just means he can be a bit uptight, is all.
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x_piotr
2003-05-19 17:46 (link) Select
Oh... I think he is mad at me right now actually... but I will tell him you said hi.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 17:48 (link) Select
Hey, I'm sure no-one can ever get mad at you for long, big guy. It'll pass.
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x_piotr
2003-05-19 17:57 (link) Select
Thank you, John... stay safe.
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x_cannonball
2003-05-19 19:01 (link) Select
Awful glad to hear from you, JohnJohn...
Come back soon, will ya?
I know you gotta figure stuff out or whatever, but. We miss you, man, even if you don't believe it.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 19:27 (link) Select
JohnJohn? Christ, who had a light plane crash and made me a Kennedy?
(Guess that wasn't in the best of taste, but hey. You'd get surprised if I started being polite and all.)
It's nice to be missed. Man, I should have fled ages ago.
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x_cannonball
2003-05-19 19:57 (link) Select
:p
There's a polite part of you, way down in there. I'd bet money on it, JohnJohn.
And if you'd fled ages ago, we wouldn't know you so good, and wouldn't miss you as much. So hah. ;)
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-20 00:31 (link) Select
Way down. Deep down. Center of the earth type down.
Besides, how much would you bet, corn fed?
Logic? You're trying out logic on me? Ha.
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x_cannonball
2003-05-20 15:57 (link) Select
Aha! You admit it!
And good point, with the logic. You wouldn't know logic if it bit you on the ass and left a rainbow-colored welt. ;)
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x_jubilee
2003-05-19 20:28 (link) Select
you just did it for the attention. i know you're dying to be back with all the mutantlings and the new ones the professor is bringing in. also i've come to the conclusion that you would've pissed yourself if you hadn't escaped (i.e. been where i was, and with the little freaks i was with...you couldn't have handled it)...
later
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-20 00:32 (link) Select
I'd like to see you handle being where I am right now.
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x_jubilee
2003-05-20 19:00 (link) Select
oh i wouldn't, because i know enough not to be that stupid.