John Allerdyce ([personal profile] xp_pyro) wrote2003-05-19 02:47 pm

it's a dirty little war.

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Guess who's back! (Well, not in the literal sense. I mean, duh. What are you, stupid or something?)

I'm really flattered that you haven't booted me out of the journal system. Really. Makes me feel all mushy inside.

Except of course, I then remember this. Of course, it's nothing major, Professors, so don't get too worried you can't see it. But it does remind me exactly how welcome I was, and continue to be, in the nice little non-nuclear family you've got going there.

I mean, hey, we all know I was a loose canon, right? You should be glad to see the back of me. (I'm sure you're real happy. No idiot John tagging along that you have to tolerate, right?) And just in case you're worried I'm a security risk (Christ knows I'd be if I were you) I'll put it out in the open: there's not much I can tell Magneto he doesn't already know.

I mean. You think he cares about the fucking teenage angst and the trauma and the suggestive comments or any of that bullshit? This guy wants to take over the world, he's not going to bother about the hormone level at Mutant High. And really, what else is there? You're picking up new mutants? Ooo, like even I couldn't guess that. Xavier is still preaching love and acceptance and pacifist bullshit to the converted? He knows that as well.

So really, you've got nothing to worry about.

To the few people who actually bothered to note I was gone: Thanks. (I told Magneto what you said, Emma, and he just laughed.) I guess Magneto and Mystique aren't my friends, but my friends haven't exactly been the greatest, y'know? At least I don't feel like some kind of third wheel anymore, or a burden, or the kid that gets blamed when something goes wrong. (And Siryn, my CD collection remains mine. That includes the Oasis CDs.)

With regards to my stuff, just pack it away. There are a few things I might want to retrieve once I'm more settled.

And no, I can't tell you where I am right now. Or what Magneto's told me, or what I've told Magneto, except: he makes a fuckload more sense than anything I ever heard from the Prof. But more on that next time.

Anyone who wants to email me can, or you IM me for that matter if I'm online. But I won't be holding my breath.

[identity profile] x-pyromania.livejournal.com 2004-03-27 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)

x_cannonball
2003-05-19 19:01 (link) Select
Awful glad to hear from you, JohnJohn...

Come back soon, will ya?

I know you gotta figure stuff out or whatever, but. We miss you, man, even if you don't believe it.
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-19 19:27 (link) Select
JohnJohn? Christ, who had a light plane crash and made me a Kennedy?

(Guess that wasn't in the best of taste, but hey. You'd get surprised if I started being polite and all.)

It's nice to be missed. Man, I should have fled ages ago.
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x_cannonball
2003-05-19 19:57 (link) Select
:p

There's a polite part of you, way down in there. I'd bet money on it, JohnJohn.

And if you'd fled ages ago, we wouldn't know you so good, and wouldn't miss you as much. So hah. ;)
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-20 00:31 (link) Select
Way down. Deep down. Center of the earth type down.

Besides, how much would you bet, corn fed?

Logic? You're trying out logic on me? Ha.
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x_cannonball
2003-05-20 15:57 (link) Select
Aha! You admit it!

And good point, with the logic. You wouldn't know logic if it bit you on the ass and left a rainbow-colored welt. ;)
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x_jubilee
2003-05-19 20:28 (link) Select
you just did it for the attention. i know you're dying to be back with all the mutantlings and the new ones the professor is bringing in. also i've come to the conclusion that you would've pissed yourself if you hadn't escaped (i.e. been where i was, and with the little freaks i was with...you couldn't have handled it)...

later
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x_pyromaniac
2003-05-20 00:32 (link) Select
I'd like to see you handle being where I am right now.
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x_jubilee
2003-05-20 19:00 (link) Select
oh i wouldn't, because i know enough not to be that stupid.